June 17th, 2008
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GOD BLESS AMERICA |

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Master Chief |

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June 17th, 2008
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June 5th, 2008
Our free standard shipping for Father’s Day offer expires tonight. Get Dad that perfect golf shirt, mug, or mousepad - and why not save a few bucks, too?
Order by 11:59 p.m. (PST) on June 5, 2008. Orders placed after this time MUST be shipped premium or next-day to arrive before the big day (June 15th.)
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June 4th, 2008
Time’s running out to get free standard shipping for Father’s Day gift purchases of $60 or more at AbsoluteCotton.com!
Our free shipping for Father’s Day offer expires June 5. Enter the coupon code THANKSALL at checkout and take advantage of this limited-time offer.
Happy Father’s Day!
Father’s Day is June 15
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June 1st, 2008
Are you a science geek? Smart is ultra-chic (and uber-sexy) these days!
We’ve collected a few thousand of the niftiest geek chic around. Enjoy, and may the emf be with you.
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What Part of Maxwell’s Equations |

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I Went to Area 51 |

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May 28th, 2008
Can’t decide what to get the man who has everything? If you’re the IRS, give him an audit. If you’re anyone else… you can’t go wrong with a great T-Shirt, Beer Stein, or Barbecue Apron! Give Dad a gift that shows you spent time shopping just for him - even if Absolute Cotton Online helped you to shorten that time considerably.
Does your Dad pride himself on his burgers? A “Dad’s Bar & Grill” tshirt or barbecue apron is just the thing. He’ll express his pride in his grilling ninja skills and proudly let the world know he’s a father with children who care.
Our certified 100% organic cotton tee from American Apparel is the ultimate comfortable weekend t-shirt. These organics are soft and supple. Perfect for a weekend near the pool!
Our organic cotton offering is a fitted tee. Sizes run a little small compared to our other shirts. If Dad likes his tees a little snug, order as usual. If he likes his tees a little loose, order one size larger than normal. See more with this design


Is your Dad a golf nut? Get him a golf shirt uniquely him! It couldn’t be more “Dad” if it had a finger to pull.
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Father’s Day will be here soon! Order now and put the stress of shopping behind you. We have millions of designs from which to choose. Use our search box above and find that perfect gift today. Be sure to take advantage of today’s special sale coupon and take an extra five dollars off your purchase!
Here’s a few more Father’s Day gift ideas we’re sure will be a hit.
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May 15th, 2008
Has the election Hype got your knickers in a knot?
Say so! Today’s hot trend is anti-politics. Do you find yourself wishing we could just skip the elections and do without a president this year? Here’s a shirt for you:

Vote Nobody for President in 08.
Actually, we believe “nobody” gets an incredible number of write-ins each and every election year. Want to hear something equally incredible? In spite of those write-ins, “nobody” has never been elected. Strange?
You decide.
However, just because nobody never gets elected… it’s no reason to stop voting for nobody.
Perhaps the whole attitude of slinging mud and calling names has you disgusted with the state of American Politics. If so - you’re not alone! This design continues to be popular:
Stop flinging poop - some of us are trying to walk.
Perfect for independents, libertarians, or anybody else who has simply had enough of underhanded campaign politics. Wear your passions!
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