Our collection of funny homework excuses is sure to get a smile! Funny excuses include:
Our new puppy ate my english assignment, then he had a vowel movement.
My brother put my homework on Ebay. I tried to get it back, but I wasn't the highest bidder.
I folded it into a paper airplane, and now I can't get to it without a ticket and two forms of identification.
The cat ate my homework. Then my science project ate the cat.
I did do my homework, but I closed my notebook before I could save it. When I reopened it, it was all gone.