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Forget E.B. White - You can't trust a spider. Sooner or later, Wilbur will get caught in Charlotte's Web. Oh, come on... like you wouldn't do it if you were Charlotte...
Tee off in casual style. Our golf-style, collared t-shirt is a comfortable, lightweight way to play 18-holes and beat the heat. Features, stylish wood-tone buttons, yet it feels like wearing your favorite t-shirt. Dress it up or down. Throw a blazer over later for country club mingling. Great for layering.
