A purchase from the collection of unique and unusual gifts and apparel at Absolute Cotton makes the perfect quirky statement of individuality.

Canadians for Global Warming Finally - A funny tshirt design for Canadians... one that you'll soon be able to wear! In Canada!	I was born this way Express your ultimate hotness... or geekiness - whichever the case may be.	Go Fork Yourself Some people need a visual aid... Great on barbecue aprons!
Sex, drugs, and duct tape. Sex. Drugs. Duct tape. A funny shirt with loads of witty attitude!	I played dumb and won If you're gonna play, play it to win.	"Yes, Dear." One simple (life) sentence.
Charlotte's Web of Lies Forget E.B. White - You can't trust a spider.	I used to have an open mind I used to have an open mind, but my brain fell out.	Funny Jesus Fish Why the religious right is so uptight
Stupendous I'm with stupendous.	Antichrist T-Shirt It's an antichrist shirt. It's an unclechrist shirt. It's a funny tshirt for everyone who loves to laugh! The end is nigh - go out in style.	Bitches Love Me Bitches Love Me, Dog.
Water Bad. Beer Good. Drinking shirt When drunks write hieroglyphs, the result is a drinking shirt that hasn't gone out of style for thousands of years.	Don't Touch the Precious Paperclip We're not exactly sure what the designer was thinking. It's not even a pretty paperclip.	The (Get) Lucky Shirt Certain to get your counterpart thinking about romance.
Old People for Global Warming Screw the future... We're cold NOW!	See More Funny Doggie Tshirts Some jokes are only funny when a dog tells them.	It's so hot jokes It's so hot, you need a t-shirt.
plz stop texting me The classic "your momma" joke, with a cellular twist.	I (screw) my blank It's a screw, and it's a sticker, and it fits nicely over a heart on an ordinary bumper sticker - such as "I (heart) my dog." Use your imagination.	Human Skull - Have a nice Day Our human skull and black roses, with the caption - Have A Nice Day. Artwork and lettering are pixelated and distressed for a natural, worn look.
go to hell Online dating got you down? Does cybersex leave you limp? Tell the world to go.tohell	Days of the week underwear Our take on the "days of the week underwear" popular long ago. Our modern twist? We've made them funny, and we've put them on sexy thongs.	White Skull A human skull in bright paint, set on a classic dark t-shit - the perfect simple goth statement of horror. Looks eerie in black light.
Weird Weird logo	It's only a forking shirt ... and it's as weird as you are.	Bionic Turkey The Bionic Man draws a turkey.
God's Billboard If the big kahuna really said it, do you think anyone would listen?